Performance by Paul Austin Kelly
Words & Music by P.A. Kelly
From the forthcoming Walking Oliver CD, Where Did the Dinosaurs Go?

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I'm going to write a poem on the bathroom wall
Oh, that's not cool!
I'm going to spray graffiti on the old town hall
Oh, that's not cool!

REFRAIN:
Who taught you that?
Don't you go to school?
Oh, Randall the Vandal
Why are you such a fool?
What you think is funny
We all think is sad!
Oh, Randall the Vandal
Why do you act so bad?




I'm going to stuff your sock with a sausage roll
Oh, that's not cool!
I'm going to flush your jumper down the toilet bowl
Oh, that's not cool!
(repeat REFRAIN)

I'm going to put a slug in your drinking cup
Oh, that's not cool!
I'm going to go to prison when I grow up
That is SO not cool!
(repeat refrain)



© 2005, P.A. Kelly