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It's bad out there, it's scary.
It's scary and it's weird.
You thought it was hard but–
Well, it's worse than you feared.

Next time they say it'll be 'cloudy'
do you know what that really means?
Yes, of course it's going to rain
but it's going to rain baked beans.

REFRAIN
Oh, millions and millions of beans
Are going to fall out of the sky
All over me and you
I promise you this is no lie.

Millions and millions of beans
Are going to fall out of the sky
All over me and you
I promise you this is no lie.

The streets will be covered with beans;
over houses and cars and vans.
Your hair will be sticky with beans
there'll be beans all over your hands.
Towers will drip with the juice
Houses will all disappear.
It's going to be something that lasts
for anything up to a year.
(Repeat refrain)

Bulldozers will be called into action;
They'll try to move the muck,
but after just a few minutes,
Ah, most of them will be stuck.
People will go out with hoses;
buckets, jugs and cups
and hundreds of hungry people
will try to gobble it up
(repeat refrain)

It'll take ten years in all
to clean up every little bean
So remember–next time you hear the word 'cloudy'
You know what it will mean. . .
(repeat refrain)